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1 qev060204_MSG0001 Eeeeee hee hee! I have become a metaphorical GOD![ST:n ]The time is nigh to cleanse these filthy clockwork lives[ST:n ]with holy voltant![ST:wait ]
2 qev060204_MSG0002 Aaaand...now! ...Okay, now! C'mon, you can do this.[ST:n ]Just dump this stuff in the reservoir already.[ST:n ]You can DO this![ST:wait ]
3 qev060204_JNK0010 Stop[ST:wait ]
4 qev060204_SEL0011 Step in and prevent the voltant spillage.[ST:wait ]
5 qev060204_JNK0020 Watch[ST:wait ]
6 qev060204_SEL0021 Hold back and see what happens.[ST:wait ]
7 qev060204_JNK0010 qev060204_JNK0010
8 qev060204_JNK0020 qev060204_JNK0020
9 qev060204_MSG0003 ...Whatever. I can do it whenever I want.[ST:wait ]
10 qev060204_MSG0004 I'll end them all after lunch. I'm a god after all![ST:n ]Eee hee hee! Gods work on their own schedules![ST:n ]No need to rush. No no no.[ST:wait ]
11 qev060204_MSG0005 Eeagh! Wh-what are you doing here?[ST:wait ]
12 qev060204_MSG0006 Oh, I see... You figured it out from the message I sent.[ST:n ]It seems some BLADEs aren't total idiots after all...[ST:wait ]
13 qev060204_MSG0007 So be it! This is my grand show, and what's a show[ST:n ]without a metaphorical audience?![ST:wait ]
14 qev060204_MSG0008 Now watch in horror as I throw the voltant in![ST:n ]Then all the fakes in the city can drink it and go to[ST:n ]hell in a writhing dance of purest agony![ST:wait ]
15 qev060204_JNK0030 Demand[ST:wait ]
16 qev060204_SEL0031 Insist that Homer stop.[ST:wait ]
17 qev060204_JNK0040 Soothe[ST:wait ]
18 qev060204_SEL0041 Try to calm Homer down.[ST:wait ]
19 qev060204_JNK0030 qev060204_JNK0030
20 qev060204_MSG0009 You idiot. It's too late for that now![ST:n ]I've come this far, and there's no going back![ST:wait ]
21 qev060204_MSG0010 If jumping off a metaphorical cliff was the only way to[ST:n ]save your life, you'd do it![ST:wait ]
22 qev060204_MSG0011 No. I've come too far.[ST:n ]All that's left is to throw this holy voltant in![ST:wait ]
23 qev060204_MSG0012 I'm gonna do it! I have to! I'm totally doing it![ST:wait ]
24 qev060204_MSG0013 I'm...I'm doing it. I'm doing it! I'm throwing it in![ST:n ]I'M THROWING IT IIIIIIIIIN![ST:wait ]
25 qev060204_JNK0040 qev060204_JNK0040
26 qev060204_MSG0014 Hmph. You're a lot more reasonable that I thought[ST:n ]you'd be.[ST:wait ]
27 qev060204_MSG0015 Perhaps I'll explain my grand philosophy to you before[ST:n ]I end New LA.[ST:wait ]
28 qev060204_MSG0016 It's this body! I refuse to accept this mimeosome![ST:wait ]
29 qev060204_MSG0017 The moment we forsake our god-given bodies,[ST:n ]we stop being human and become nothing more than[ST:n ]a metaphorical husk![ST:wait ]
30 qev060204_MSG0018 You see that, don't you? Living like this is...[ST:n ]It's heresy![ST:wait ]
31 qev060204_JNK0050 Agree[ST:wait ]
32 qev060204_SEL0051 Say that you concur with Homer's opinion.[ST:wait ]
33 qev060204_JNK0060 Disagree[ST:wait ]
34 qev060204_SEL0061 Reject Homer's opinion.[ST:wait ]
35 qev060204_JNK0050 qev060204_JNK0050
36 qev060204_MSG0019 You do...? O-of course you do![ST:wait ]
37 qev060204_MSG0020 I knew I was right. Thank you. This gives me the[ST:n ]conviction I need to pass judgment on them![ST:wait ]
38 qev060204_MSG0021 I'm going to do it. I have to... I'm totally doing it![ST:wait ]
39 qev060204_MSG0022 I'm...I'm doing it! I'm throwing it in![ST:n ]I'M THROWING IT IIIIIIIIIN![ST:wait ]
40 qev060204_JNK0060 qev060204_JNK0060
41 qev060204_MSG0023 Grk... But how can you be sure of yourself?[ST:wait ]
42 qev060204_MSG0024 How can you think of yourself as human when your[ST:n ]body is made of the same stuff as a soulless robot?[ST:wait ]
43 qev060204_MSG0025 Every day, I'd panic—but everyone else just went about[ST:n ]their business like nothing was different. It... It...[ST:n ]It made me so MAD![ST:wait ]
44 qev060204_MSG0026 What IS a soul, anyway? If it ever existed, it certainly[ST:n ]doesn't in robots. And without our flesh and blood,[ST:n ]we have no way of proving we're really human.[ST:wait ]
45 qev060204_MSG0027 Those fakes can deceive themselves all they like,[ST:n ]but they'll never be real humans. And neither will we.[ST:n ]So we should all just give up and end it![ST:wait ]
46 qev060204_MSG0028 Let's all use this voltant to end the pain. Or...no.[ST:n ]I'll do it for them![ST:wait ]
47 qev060204_JNK0070 Agree[ST:wait ]
48 qev060204_SEL0071 Concur with Homer's conclusion.[ST:wait ]
49 qev060204_JNK0080 Disagree[ST:wait ]
50 qev060204_SEL0081 Reject Homer's conclusion.[ST:wait ]
51 qev060204_JNK0070 qev060204_JNK0070
52 qev060204_MSG0029 ...Wait. Why aren't you stopping me?[ST:wait ]
53 qev060204_MSG0030 Are you going to tell me that you know how I feel?[ST:n ]That you also lie awake nights with this uncertainty?[ST:wait ]
54 qev060204_MSG0031 No... Not just you. What if everyone's dealing with[ST:n ]this? What if they're all busy going about their day[ST:n ]as a blessed distraction from doubt and fear?[ST:wait ]
55 qev060204_MSG0032 ......[ST:wait ]
56 qev060204_JNK0080 qev060204_JNK0080
57 qev060204_MSG0033 I knew you'd try to stop me! You're one of THEM.[ST:n ]One of the unfeeling ones![ST:wait ]
58 qev060204_MSG0034 I'm gonna do it! I have to! I'm totally doing it![ST:wait ]
59 qev060204_MSG0035 I'm...I'm doing it! I'm throwing it in![ST:n ]I'M THROWING IT IIIIIIIIIN![ST:wait ]
60 qev060204_JNK0090 Persuade[ST:wait ]
61 qev060204_SEL0091 Make a last-ditch effort to sway Homer.[ST:wait ]
62 qev060204_JNK0100 Wait[ST:wait ]
63 qev060204_SEL0101 Stand in silence and force Homer to think for himself.[ST:wait ]
64 qev060204_JNK0090 qev060204_JNK0090
65 qev060204_MSG0036 RRRRRRGH! I...I don't even know what I think anymore![ST:n ]It's all a mess in my head...[ST:wait ]
66 qev060204_MSG0037 But I know how to end that. I'll end it all![ST:wait ]
67 qev060204_MSG0038 I'm gonna do it. I have to. I'm totally doing it![ST:wait ]
68 qev060204_MSG0039 I'm...I'm doing it! I'm throwing it in![ST:n ]I'M THROWING IT IIIIIIIIIN![ST:wait ]
69 qev060204_JNK0100 qev060204_JNK0100
70 qev060204_MSG0040 This whole time, I... I've just been a metaphorical dog,[ST:n ]snarling and growling to cover up his own cowardice.[ST:wait ]
71 qev060204_MSG0041 I convinced myself I was a god because I wanted to be[ST:n ]rid of this fear. Because I was jealous of how strong[ST:n ]everyone else was.[ST:wait ]
72 qev060204_MSG0042 So I stole this stuff and sent out that message,[ST:n ]hoping on some subconscious level to be stopped.[ST:n ]Then I stood here for hours, too scared to do it.[ST:wait ]
73 qev060204_MSG0043 ......[ST:wait ]
74 qev060204_MSG0044 I'm just glad I realized it before dumping this stuff in[ST:n ]the water supply.[ST:wait ]
75 qev060204_MSG0045 You're like a metaphorical beam of light dispelling the[ST:n ]darkness I'd lost myself in.[ST:wait ]
76 qev060204_MSG0046 ...Here. I'll let you take care of this.[ST:n ]I'm going to turn myself in.[ST:wait ]
77 qev060204_MSG0047 Eeeeee hee hee hee hee hee! Die, die, DIEEEEEE![ST:wait ]
78 qev060204_MSG0048 One after the next, I'll watch you all drop like[ST:n ]metaphorical flies![ST:wait ]
79 qev060204_MSG0049 Hmm? Why is there voltant in the air? *fsssh*[ST:wait ]
80 qev060204_MSG0050 Mmm... I'm feeling a bit out of sorts. *fsssh*[ST:n ]I think a quick bit of devoltanizing before my nap is[ST:n ]just what the metaphorical doctor ordered.[ST:wait ]
81 qev060204_MSG0051 Ahhhh... Now THAT is satisfying! *fsssh*[ST:n ]It's as if my stomach is metaphorically full.[ST:wait ]
82 qev060204_MSG0052 ...Hmm? Wait, what are you doing way out here,[ST:n ][ST:playername ]? *fsssh*[ST:wait ]
83 qev060204_JNK0110 Explain[ST:wait ]
84 qev060204_SEL0111 Tell Phoskeran about how you[ST:n ]were talking Homer down.
85 qev060204_JNK0120 Query[ST:wait ]
86 qev060204_SEL0121 Ask Phoskeran what HE is doing here.[ST:wait ]
87 qev060204_JNK0110 qev060204_JNK0110
88 qev060204_MSG0053 *fsssh* I see.[ST:wait ]
89 qev060204_MSG0054 Well, carry on. *fsssh* Oh, and that's the man who[ST:n ]taught me about metaphors, so treat him well, okay?[ST:wait ]
90 qev060204_JNK0120 qev060204_JNK0120
91 qev060204_MSG0055 Horonalderon's complaining was far too loud,[ST:n ]so I had to come out here for a nap. *fsssh*[ST:n ]Oh, but please keep this between us.[ST:wait ]
92 qev060204_MSG0056 Well, lovely to see you. *fsssh* Take care.[ST:wait ]
93 qev060204_MSG0057 ......[ST:wait ]
94 qev060204_MSG0058 So the same Zaruboggan idiot that handed over all[ST:n ]that voltant without question just ruined everything?[ST:wait ]
95 qev060204_MSG0059 I... Wow. I don't even care anymore. About anything.[ST:n ]I guess I'll head back to the city and...turn myself in or[ST:n ]whatever.[ST:wait ]