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Our squad's job is to guard the palace.
But they don't send anyone decent for
this job these days. Bleedin' shame. |
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84 |
Problem is, the palace hasn't needed
defending in so long. No invasion gets
far enough to actually threaten it. |
3 |
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84 |
Which is great, but it means our squad
is short on real fighters lately. Everyone
gets this job cos of family connections. |
4 |
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84 |
All they do is skive off and swan about
admiring each others shoes. They don't
know the first thing about soldiering. |
5 |
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84 |
It's a pretty dire situation. A real attack,
and we're on for a battering. This load
of arseholes won't know what hit 'em. |
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It'd serve 'em right, too! Gwahahahah!
I wish I could replace the lot, but good
talent doesn't grow on trees, y'know! |